A breakfast conversation with a two-year-old

Me: Sam, what do you want for breakfast?
Sam: Candy!
Me: No, you can't have anymore candy (he gets a chewable vitamin with breakfast that he calls candy).
Sam: Choo Choo Train!
Me: OK, I'm going to give you a few choices....
Sam: Choices! Choices!
Me: Yogurt, egg, cereal, toast...
Sam: No! Choices! Choices!
Me: Sam, no, choices isn't a food. You can have your *choice* of egg, yogurt...
Sam: CHOOOIIIIICCESSSSSSS.....!

I never did figure out what he thought choices was, but he ultimately accepted cinnamon toast and sliced banana.